World Design and Development

The world is a huge website, and this is how it was made

The genesis

The story of the design is trivial. In the begining there was the idea of a layout. And a basic color scheme. Six versions later I had something to be satisfied with.

(Source: typothemes.com)

And I said

Thanks god I’m not a religious person.

nends asked: :) goose morning!

as in

mother goose, baking mornings since 1723?

Web design will be an art

only when a web designer will design while being drunk

This one reminds me of a text i’ve written about 20 years ago; it was something like this

when he created the world, God had to be drunk; only the devine stuttering could explain the imperfection of all things.

The world was made in PHP

	$theword = 'You\'ve already done it, silly!';

	get_time('newtonian', true);
	get_space('euclidian', true);

	if ( is_dark() ) {
		$the_light = get_light($day,$night);
		echo $the_light;

	} else {
		die($theword);
	}

Freelancing revenue

A freelancer’s revenue is a complex number (i.e. it consists of a real part and an imaginary part). 

tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

you know bots are animate beings, don’t you?